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Custom Recorded Stories

We now offer personalized Midget & Dwarf stories just for you! Their read and recorded by a midget of your choice then delivered right to you! You can make suggestions and tell them exactly what you want. All this for only $39.95 per 10 minute story!!! Call 1-888-430-2010 to place your orders now! .

"I Love FUCKING MIDGETS" Special

Join us thru April 1st through December 1st and get any calls over 15min for only $1.89 per minute. In order to be apart to this wonderful special, simply proclaim your love for FUCKING MIDGETS to our Dispatchers when you call! I LOVE FUCKING MIDGETS!!!!

Special Rates

Buy 15 minutes and get a 3 minutes free (save $5.97)
Buy 30 minutes and get a 5 minutes free (save $9.95!)
Get a 30 minute 2 midget call for just 99.95 (save over $10.00!)
Buy 45 minutes and get 10 free minutes!!! (save over $20.00!)
Get an hour long call for just $99.95 (save over $20.00!)
*All minutes must be used on one call We do not give refunds for unused minutes*

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